August 17th: Post about your zodiac sign and tell if its true or not.
August 18th: 30 random AF facts about me…(ps these took me forevvver)
- Im a Gemini
- Only Child
- Tongue Tied when I was little
- Im 34
- Im engaged 💜
- Grew up in Eufaula.
- Born in Bakersfield, CA.
- College Grad 📚
- Never been out of the country.
- True Crime TV Addict
- Met my fiancee on a blind date.
- Love Thunderstorms
- Dislikes Overly sarcastic people
- 1/8 Choctaw Indian
- Deathly fear of snakes 🛇🛇☠
- Never broken a bone.
- Been hit by a drunk driver.
- Never been hunting.
- Diagnosed w/celiac diease
- Bubble bath Lover
- Best friend married someone from my hs. (I didnt introduce them)
- Has a 4 legged brother named Nash .
- I sleep eat in the middle of the night and dont usually remember #ambien.
- Very sensitive.
- Hates being a girl one week out of the month.
- Favorite holiday: Christmas
- Unhealthy Frasier obsession
- I own every season on dvd.
- Usually only wear 1 piece of jewlery. <engagement ring>
August 14th: Post your favorite movies you never get tired of watching .
Due Date :
Lonesome Dove :
August 15th : bulletpoint your day …
⚫7:44 Woke up . Bladder about to bust. Look in Mirror . WTF lip is swollen fever blister or pimple ? Great day in the neighborhood.
⚫8:30 Arrive at Work. Mentally counting the hours until Friday.
⚫11:00 Lunch at home. Then drag myself back to work. Lip is still the size of Texas.
⚫1:00pm Work meeting. Daydreaming about flower girl dresses.
⚫4:30 Head home to my man 💜💜
⚫4:45 Catch the ending of Jeopardy pretend like I know all tbe answers 👍
⚫6:00pm Listening to the thunderstorms while Dalton James makes the chicken and I make the sides for dinner.
⚫7:00pm Kitchen Cleaned. Now fresh chocolate chip cookies in bed with netfix..
⚫Adult time ✌✌
Tomorrow is Hump Day. Lets do this! Ps. Stay tuned tomorrow for my BIP blog . 💜
💜thanks for reading 💜
Warning I have already taken my ambien for the evening and just feel like shooting it straight lol. I used to not have so many pet peeves but the older I get the more people drive me nuts. Ill just do 4 top ones for this evening before I go comatose.
1. Facebook status posting about how sick you are……. WTF if you were that sick you wouldnt be on your phone. Your head or ass would be in a toilet somewhere. Sorry sister no sympathy from me. ✔ unfollow
2. LOUD people in quiet places. Get your damn ears checked noome wants to hear your entire lunch order from across the room. Put the megaphone down & step away. 🚫Block
3. People of walmart be damned. Its like a circus in there. The last time I went two teenage boys was racing on the motorized scooters. A couple was throwing a softball up and down the aisle. Then comes around the corner food stamp queen with 6 kids dirty and rolling all over the floor. REALLY cant I just get some necessities & get out. ☠☢☡
4. Rude Customer Service People. Um excuse,me I didnt pick your job and I dont need your attitude. Im sorry you have to deal with the public they suck I know. But I am always kind and respectful and expect the same….
And so I leave you with this: You have to laugh to keep from crying….
Today we are going to go over the importance of your online dating profile picture background !!! Here are a few that I found recently ……………………………………………………….,,…………….,.,,,,,,,:,,::;:::
I love the way he used editing to spruce up his picture ! It really brings a gangster effect to the image. Nothing says gangster like nerd life tattoos . #cringeworthy
2. I really think the neon green filter goes well with his personality. I do love the mismatch patch on the wall behind him. #indecisive
3. I love the wall dressings . Very rustic & unfinished . I love the picture album hanging from the bed . Very snazzy why didn’t I think of that !! #rustyrustic
4 #1 your peace sign is weak . #2 Ariel hat at the dollar store pedophile #wannabe
5. Yes I saved the best for last !! This guy knows how to draw the ladies in. You are welcome
Every Monday I am going to sign on to my dreaded Online dating profile that I keep deleting & downloading again. I will share 5 pictures & I will name 3 things I can tell by the picture !!! MCM round #1
1. Mr. overcompensation
- He likes wrestling.
- He calls his little guy Hulk
- He works maybe at Walmart
2. Mr. Flashy
- Loves going to Japenese Brothels
- Has a nickname regarding gold chains
- Loves the music & Chapstick
- Loves the smell of seaweed and longs walks to the hair salon.
- Gets asked all the time if he likes females or males.
- Hates to smile but loves fish.
4. Grrr Grizzle Bear
- His hero is Fred flintstone
- He grew this beard overnight.
- He’s trying not to act like he is taking a selfie
5. 33 no way
- Wins at everything life & loves Barbie dolls.
- That computer in the background is still on dial up.
- Fly guy but lives with a hoarder .
All in good fun ! Some people can find love online I am not one of those people !!! Until next Monday