August 17th & August 18th

August 17th: Post about your zodiac sign and tell if its true or not. 

True:

TRUE


August 18th: 30 random AF  facts about me…(ps these took me forevvver)

  1. Im a Gemini
  2. Only Child
  3. Tongue Tied when I was little
  4. Im 34 
  5. Im engaged 💜
  6. Grew up in Eufaula.
  7. Born in Bakersfield,  CA.
  8. College Grad 📚
  9. Never been out of the country.
  10. True Crime TV Addict 
  11. Met my fiancee on a blind date.
  12. Love Thunderstorms 
  13. Dislikes Overly sarcastic people
  14. 1/8 Choctaw Indian 
  15. Deathly fear of snakes 🛇🛇☠
  16. Never broken a bone. 
  17. Been hit by a drunk driver.
  18. Never been hunting. 
  19. Diagnosed w/celiac diease
  20. Bubble bath Lover
  21. Homebody 
  22. Best friend married someone from my hs. (I didnt introduce them) 
  23. Has a 4 legged brother named Nash . 
  24. I sleep eat in the middle of the night and dont usually remember #ambien.
  25. Very sensitive.
  26. Hates being a girl one week out of the month. 
  27. Favorite holiday: Christmas 
  28. Unhealthy Frasier obsession 
  29. I own every season on dvd.
  30. Usually only wear 1 piece of jewlery. <engagement ring>
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August 14th & August 15th  

August 14th: Post your favorite movies you never get tired of watching . 

Due Date :

Pretty Woman 

Lonesome Dove : 

The Departed: 

Wedding Crashers: 

August 15th : bulletpoint your day … 

⚫7:44 Woke up . Bladder about to bust. Look in Mirror . WTF lip is swollen fever blister or pimple ? Great day in the neighborhood. 

⚫8:30 Arrive at Work. Mentally counting the hours until Friday. 

⚫11:00 Lunch at home. Then drag myself back to work. Lip is still the size of Texas. 

⚫1:00pm Work meeting. Daydreaming about flower girl dresses. 

⚫4:30 Head home to my man 💜💜

⚫4:45 Catch the ending of Jeopardy pretend like I know all tbe answers 👍

⚫6:00pm Listening to the thunderstorms while Dalton James makes the chicken and I make the sides for dinner. 

⚫7:00pm Kitchen Cleaned. Now fresh chocolate chip cookies in bed with netfix.. 

⚫Adult time ✌✌

Tomorrow is Hump Day. Lets do this! Ps. Stay tuned tomorrow for my BIP blog . 💜 

💜thanks for reading 💜

Pet my Peeves: 

Warning I have already taken my ambien for the evening and just feel like shooting it straight lol. I used to not have so many pet peeves but the older I get the more people drive me nuts. Ill just do 4 top ones for this evening before I go comatose. 

1. Facebook status posting about how sick you are……. WTF if you were that sick you wouldnt be on your phone. Your head or ass would be in a toilet somewhere. Sorry sister no sympathy from me. ✔ unfollow 

2. LOUD people in quiet places. Get your damn ears checked noome wants to hear your entire lunch order from across the room.  Put the megaphone down & step away. 🚫Block 

3.  People of walmart be damned. Its like a circus in there. The last time I went two teenage boys was racing on the motorized scooters. A couple was throwing a softball up and down the aisle. Then comes around the corner food stamp queen with 6 kids dirty and rolling all over the floor. REALLY cant I just get some necessities & get out. ☠☢☡

4. Rude Customer Service People. Um excuse,me I didnt pick your job and I dont need your attitude. Im sorry you have to deal with the public they suck I know. But I am always kind and respectful and expect the same…. 

And so I leave you with this: You have to laugh to keep from crying…. 

MCM 2/15/16

Today we are going to go over the importance of your online dating profile picture background !!! Here are a few that I found recently ……………………………………………………….,,…………….,.,,,,,,,:,,::;:::

I love the way he used editing to spruce up his picture ! It really brings a gangster effect to the image. Nothing says gangster like nerd life tattoos . #cringeworthy   
2. I really think the neon green filter goes well with his personality. I do love the mismatch patch on the wall behind him. #indecisive 

 
3. I love the wall dressings . Very rustic & unfinished . I love the picture album hanging from the bed . Very snazzy why didn’t I think of that !! #rustyrustic

  
4 #1 your peace sign is weak . #2 Ariel hat at the dollar store pedophile #wannabe 

  
5. Yes I saved the best for last !! This guy knows how to draw the ladies in. You are welcome 

  

MCM 

Every Monday I am going to sign on to my dreaded Online dating profile that I keep deleting & downloading again. I will share 5 pictures & I will name 3 things I can tell by the picture !!! MCM round #1 

1.  Mr. overcompensation 

 

  • He likes wrestling. 
  • He calls his little guy Hulk 
  • He works maybe at Walmart 

2.  Mr. Flashy 

 

  • Loves going to Japenese Brothels 
  • Has a nickname regarding gold chains
  • Loves the music & Chapstick

3.  Mr.Organic 

 

  • Loves the smell of seaweed and longs walks to the hair salon. 
  • Gets asked all the time if he likes females or males. 
  • Hates to smile but loves fish. 

4. Grrr Grizzle Bear 

  

  • His hero is Fred flintstone 
  • He grew this beard overnight. 
  • He’s trying not to act like he is taking a selfie 

5. 33 no way  

  • Wins at everything life & loves Barbie dolls. 
  • That computer in the background is still on dial up. 
  • Fly guy but lives with a hoarder . 

All in good fun ! Some people can find love online I am not one of those people !!! Until next Monday